marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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