if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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