atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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