She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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How external is "for external use only"?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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