so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
