i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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