My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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