He kissed a someone with a penis
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
