you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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