Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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