Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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