you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think I am morally bankrupt
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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