Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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