We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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