butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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