ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I could make wine with my vomit
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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