The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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