so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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this will be a night to untag.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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