So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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