I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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