She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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