Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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