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(303): View more from Colorado

I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.

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i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break

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(727): View more from Florida

I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.

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