Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
