Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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