All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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