i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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