Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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