I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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