You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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