my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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