please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
why is half of my head shaved?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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