I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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