Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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