I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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