We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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