what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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