There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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