We should be called the Road Head Warriors
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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