he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
