We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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