watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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