Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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