whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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