And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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