Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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