Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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