Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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