if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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