And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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