I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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