she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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