I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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