so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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