And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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