I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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