Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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