Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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