I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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