Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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