you win again, gameday.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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